all the wrong words but all the right parts

factota:

bampdeer:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Sure is actually. I believe the term you’re interested in is GENDER EQUALITY.

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

targaryen-wings:

stargazing-rising-demon:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

can we start using appendix as an insult?

Yes.

targaryen-wings:

stargazing-rising-demon:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

can we start using appendix as an insult?

Yes.

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

olisaurusrex:

Terry Crews ain’t here for Hollywood bullshit

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down